Monday, November 24, 2008
Has Any Ever Actually Measured the Hundred Acre Woods?
Monday, November 17, 2008
Six Puppies and One Disgruntled Elf
A few weeks ago, Rhonda showed up...just a weekend trip from New York back to where she belongs! Rhonda is a former student, now friend, and Heart-A-Rama pal. She just finished her MFA in Marketing, and is committed to her current company for two more years. Maybe after that she'll come home! Anyway, she recently went to a David Sedaris reading, and brought me an autographed copy of his Holiday book. Some sort of happy accident occurred, and Rhonda was able to spend about a half hour visiting with Sedaris one-on-one. When he signed my book he mentioned that "Bev" would be a nice name for a llama.
Sedaris is one of my faves. He makes me laugh right out loud, which I avoid doing since I have one of those goofy, snorty sorts of laughs that either makes people sick, or makes them laugh along. Since it's time to dig into some holiday reading (and watching old movies like "Christmas in Connecticut"), Holiday on Ice is first up. For years I tried to read a Shakespeare and a Dickens a year, but that was short lived. And, after playing Mrs. Crathit in "A Christmas Carol" for more years than I can count, I can recite that Dickens work without cracking the book open.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Oh, What a Tangled Web We Weave
- Anne Hathaway, Shakespeare's wife, shared her bed with two sisters and six servant girls. They slept on the bed crosswise. Another bed in the Hathaway household was frequently occupied by her brothers, and up to sixty servants.
- June was established as the traditional wedding month in the middle ages. The yearly bath was generally in May, so women were still smelling pretty sweet in June.
- In order to keep warm, small domestic animals slept in the thatched roofs of cottages. A heavy rain could bore holes in the thatch, and the animals would fall through, giving us the phrase "It's raining cats and dogs."
- Parts of Great Britain were short on burial space, and often, graves were dug up, and bodies were disposed of to make room for the newly deceased. Scratch marks were found on the inner lids of many coffins, leading people to fear being buried alive. To calm these fears, a string was tied to the finger of the dead person, and attached to a bell on the outside of the grave. People were hired to walk through the cemetery at night, listening for bells. So, that gave us "graveyard shift" and "Saved by the bell."
These bits of odd history led to lots of questions, and resulted in some eagerness to jump into whatever Shakespeare play was on the docket. Of course, after reading the first couple scenes of any play, I prepared for the big question. "Ms. D. why do they all have to talk so stupid? I can't understand anything they are saying?" From there, I asked Kid A what he didn't understand. "Well, I don't get the part where Antonio says he can't lend Bassanio any money because his money is all tied up in his ships."
Kid B would tell me that she could not understand the part where Portia was telling Nerissa what was wrong with all the men that had come "wooing," and Kid C was struggling with Shylock wanting a pound of flesh as guarantee that his loan would be repaid. Within 15 minutes, they had spilled all their nervousness out upon the desk tops. Whining about the language, the characters, the symbolism...all they while, clearly indicating that they knew exactly what was going on in the play.
I had to do some digging to come up with these examples for you, and guess what I found? All those years that I (and others) were prepping minds to absorb the greatness of the bard, we were actually entertaining them with fictional material. Yup. Every credible source I came across while searching agrees that the "Life in the 1500's" document was all just a fun hoax. For a capsule version of research that debunks these and other medieval/Elizabethan claims, you can check outhttp://www.blogger.com/www.snopes.com/language/phrases/1500.asp. If you are so inclined, this website will lead you to many others with formal, extensive, and documented explanations.
**********Did you know that Roald Dahl of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fame, was also a British spy? It's true. You can read all about it in The Irregulars:Roald Dahl and the British Spy Ring in Wartime Washington, by Jennet Conant. Or, for a lighter, and certainly a sassier take on Dahl's life, pick up his autobiography, Boy. Dahl's account of his life isn't so much a comprehensive portrait, but rather an episodic glimpse into the people, and events that stand out for him. If you are a fan of his work, you will see where many of your favorite characters originated.
**********The Taffetas are working real hard to tidy up their December 4-7 show at UW-Manitowoc. You can get a sneak preview of their show here on Nov. 22, right after author Lesley Kagan reads and signs...about 12:15. Yesterday, we started working on a barbershop number with some tricky hat- passing choreography. That number is going to be fun. The challenge right now is to keep them from tying their arms in knots. Sometimes I sit back and marvel at what these four women are doing. People might think that doing a four person musical would be easier than a bigger show, but when you think about it, four people are doing the work normally done by 15-20 people. That is a huge undertaking. Except for intermission, and one brief off stage moment in Act I, they are on stage singing, dancing, or speaking for the entire show.
When a director has the privilege of working with actors who bring so much talent, skill, and intuition to the stage, it is natural to keep pushing to see how much farther they can stretch. That is the point we're at right now. All I can say is that so far I haven't made anyone cry(that I know of) and they continue to stretch beyond my initial vision for the show. I am afraid they have far outstretched my creative parameters...I tried to do some fancy tap dancing to outwit them, but I think they're on to me!
Saturday, November 1, 2008
The Gargoyle...and More
Back at the homestead, trick or treating was a little lighter and quieter. My traditional "Pinhead" pumpkin graced the front porch, and I forced the beast to wear the same costume she has worn for the past five years...a little green hat that is never in the right spot. Usually, she's a annoyingly yippy when anything disrupts her schedule, but on Friday, she took her greeter stance for most of the night.
I finished The Gargoyle this weekend...finally. Horror is not my usual genre of choice, but this book was more than horror. The author, Andrew Davidson, tells a fine story, and it was not the primary plot that kept me riveted. Woven into the story of the burn victim and his mysterious visitor, are mini-epics about ancient battles, morality tales, and one of the most wrenching love stories I have ever read. In an earlier post, I may have mentioned that his perfect, but gruelling details kept slowing me down. I can only take so much description of life threatening accidents, and painful medical procedures before I have to take a break and read something calmer. However, Davidson senses when comic relief is needed. At one point, I was ready to give it up entirely, when he broke the tension with a nicely turned, and very funny phrase. An unwanted visitor arrives on the scene and we immediately understand that she is controlling, powerful, smug, and intimidating. Then Davidson describes her physically as an "anthropomorhic butterball turkey,"...perfectly juxtaposed against the pages and pages of intense character and plot development.
Would I recommend this book? Yes. And I would go so far as to say that Stephen King and Ann Rice have some fresh, skilled, quality competition. But, my guess is that for many high profile writers, competition simply offers a nice, big challenge, and and I just bet that King and rice are revving up to go out to kick some butt with the next wildly concocted tale of good verses evil.
So, now I'm on to Boy by Raul Dahl, and working to finish Bill Bryson's Shakespeare.
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